Haiku Anime Review

Girl on girl bondage?
Secretary in the buff?
I can’t not watch this.

I was going to
Try for something substantial,
But the cat ate it.

Watching her prowl, it’s
No wonder the city teems
With raging Borners.

From Complete Manuscripts of the Snake Factory Excavation:

My Dearest Hakko¹,

The way your green hair shimmers in the light,
Providing brilliant contrast to those
Fetching cat ears you chose to wear tonight,
You stopped my poor heart when you hit that pose.

Though your voice causes organs to explode,
I can’t help but watch your tail as you walk,
A few seconds more through the electrode,
It’ll be okay if we just don’t talk.

For who wants to hear of your troubled life
In that grungy village, your dirty kid,
Or using your cleavage to prevent strife?
For your cosplay I staked life on this bid.

I guess it’s too bad, I’m already dead,
But that won’t stop you from giving me… lead².