Haiku Anime Review

If I woke a she,
I would take a few days off…
You know what I mean?

While taking a chance
On an interpretive dance:
They all get so wet.

Hot transfer student
Bondage and exploitation:
War declaration!

Cute librarian
Should never be scorned: doubly
True if she’s packing.

Back-lit shadow play,
Stage set for his entrapment:
A talent show? Knot.

Apron-clad request:
Please eat my spicy curry!
Balancing the teams.

Random semi-related image:

Somewhere, Spiderman is crying. Again.

My extremely short FAQ, located on the about page, has been updated with the following:

Q: Why Haiku?

A: Because sonnets are too much trouble. To illustrate, using Kämpfer as an example:

Akane-chan your bullets doth bewitch
My simple brain and bring to me a grin,
The way you fire at your teammate (bitch!)
And swing your heavy pistol at his chin.

How can he be so damn oblivious,
When your charms are so readily counted,
Your feverish desire furious,
Like a race horse ready to be mounted.

Who knows how long it will remain like this,
With him busy staring at his assets,
While you stand there waiting for his lame kiss,
So sad to those who love all your facets.

I only hope that, if I may be crass,
One day you will bust a cap in his ass.

V.S.

Akane, you’re hot,
And you really ought to shoot
That Natsuru kid.

See? Way too much trouble. Plus there’s no SZS-style minimum Japanese cultural standard connection….

Hands on the biscuits,
Sleepover with the whole gang,
Bang! Her plans were shot.

Is it just me, or did my teddy make your gun bigger?

Wouldn’t know a date
If it sat straight on his face…
Maybe that would work.

Tasteless bonus pic:

Great. Now even Kämpfer is ripping off SeaSlugs!

They tried to teach him
The strokes, but couldn’t save him
From drowning in breasts.

Way hotter than the onsen episode in Princess Lover!....

Plumbing the depths of
Her deceit when he should have
Been cleaning her pipes.

I cannot believe
He thought it best to unchain:
Wasted potential.

Now in a convenient six pack!

Some would use science
To wed their Kämpfer trap selves:
Nobel Prize pending.

Can’t disguise their love.