Posts tagged with queens+blade:
Gets points for trying,
But lacks the right equipment
For that pee attack.
I’m glad to hear that
She makes continence progress,
I worried ‘bout rust.
(‘twixt lactic acid,
And the lesbian siscon,
How did I miss this?)
Her breasts are bigger
Than most of those poor orphans:
Could’ve skipped a meal.
There is nothing wrong
With making orphans diet
It builds character
See what you’re saying,
When you get right down to it
They’re growing girls, too.
That enormous bribe
Ate her whole panty budget:
Oiled snake remedy.
Wearing a swimsuit
Is great for desert travel
Who needs H-2-O?
Like the bactrian,
The girls are superior
To dromedarys.
Illegal dumping
Hurts everyone in the end:
See Cabin Fever.
Reina’s talent for
Falling off cliffs is unmatched
Gravity’s a bitch
Should have co-applied
When her boobs put in for their
Physics exemption.
Forced her to resort
To magic for recruitment:
No re-lo package.
Centuries beyond
The legal age of consent
I’d gladly sign up
Think that she inspired
The “walks on three legs” bit of
The Sphinx’s Riddle.
You know she wanted
To ask Alleyne if those leaves
Were self-adhesive.
Leaves make cheap undies
Money doesn’t grow on trees
Luckily, leaves do
Does great job raising
Environment awareness,
Among other things.
alt.
Vegan role model:
Makes just about anyone
Want to eat more leaves.
Glad the Swamp Witch cut
Frivolous budget items
Like towel service.
Also,
I will die laughing
If her problem’s solution
Involves swallowing.
The Swamp Witch never
Saw the South Park episode
about Towelie
T. read your review
And saw worst character slot
Was already filled.
Her bosom ample,
But just where was she hiding
That large piece of wood?
Good question.
‘Her bosom ample’ is a nice 5 syllable line you can put into any Queens Blade review
@Baka-Raptor - I still haven’t figured it out. I mean, it was almost as big as she was. Just not as curvy.
@Scamp - “Ample” fails miserably in the next episode. If only I could fit “veritable cornucopia” on one line….
She wants him kept safe
But he might not see next week,
Crushed beneath her chest.
Dual front airbags
protect adults but kids should
stay in the back seat
But when he’s older
He can train in the mountains
Without leaving home.
Breakfast promotion:
Sweet double stack with hot buns
And maple syrup.
Zero to hero
Like many anime tropes
Is rather sappy
Though sappy, was glad
They could work out past issues
And stick together.
Learned a hard lesson
About proper disposal:
No more litter fines.
Reina versus cliffs
A one-sided rivalry
Thus far, ‘O’ and two
If you count bridges
And castle walls from flashbacks
She’s now ‘O’ and four
Given her talent
For swiftly plunging, you’d think
She would carry rope.
Of course, Echidna
Would just use it to tie her…
That’s two good reasons.
Looked like another
Clash of the Titans homage…
In Melpha’s outfit.
Haven’t seen Titans
So I’ll take your word for it
Oh wait, those Titans…
‘Eighty One classic:
Queen’s Blade improved on it by
Removing chest hair.
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The giant snake fight
With stony resolution
Was lifted wholesale:
Spoilertastic Reader’s Digest version set to music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Thcaq8N-Js
The rocky end of their relationship:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24nvfAAE1bs
I have always liked
Echidna’s M.O.: grope first,
Ask questions later.
The groping felt great
After the one-fourth year wait
For the new season
One fringe benefit
Of missing the early boat:
No watching delay.
Folks probably think
I’m merely panning this show;
I really like it.
After that broadcast
Church membership will go up.
Certain parts, at least.
Sacred or Porno?
I know it when I see it
‘Twas a bit of both
Straddles the line ‘twixt
Pious and profane like it
Was a gatefold crease.
Lost her first place prize
On a tenta-cality:
Consolation loaf.
Like Oz’s lion
Nyx wished for courage and got
A strange substitute
Odd, yes, but she got
What she wanted in the end.
And other places.
The real mystery:
Why was Reina so disturbed
By Nowa’s panties?
If she’d worn nothing
censorship pixels would give
better coverage
Was she lamenting:
The loss of Nowa’s freedom?
Or curbed peeping op?
Dwarf infomercial
Canceled for slap chop rerun:
Boring tuna canned.
...
Brittle steel shattered
By frozen spouse sucker punch:
Penalty baggage.
Rana’s a player
Left his mom, picks up a maid
Dwarf girl likes him too
Revealed later on:
He’s twenty seven, and not
Really related.
Atlas would approve
Of shocking win over that
Sand-kicking bully.
alt.
Wondered if she’d say
“You want some knuckles, sand witch?”
Maybe in the dub.
Need crappy dub puns
To replace Japanese ones
“meido no meido”
Will miss Mamiko
Yelling at folks, oh well, I
Will just rewatch twice.
She put up a fight,
But couldn’t go the distance:
Night training needed.
...
Mid-battle sausage
Reveals Elina’s weakness:
Low blood sugar woes.
...
Should have employed the
Let’s-run-an-inn-and-get-old-
together technique.
Are figures like cards?
Does death increase their value?
Should’ve invested.
Had a great figure,
Would trade most of the others
To get that one back.
Exhausted by a
Slippery double-header:
Therapeutic bath.
She saw her milk as
Not half empty but half full
Now she can relax
Thank all those poses:
Now she can see the upside-
down side of most things.
If thief gig goes sour,
She has a real bright future
In demolitions.
Risty lost two times
To Claudette in season one
Would she lose again?
The third time’s a charm
Unless you count that part when
Risty got revived
Fight until one can’t
Continue, but she had a
Quarter on the glass….
It was a bit cheap,
Unless you’re talking about
Castle repair bill.
Only YOU can stop
Bamboo deforestation:
Training’s hidden toll.
Episode ten was
subbed a week before ep nine
Resisted spoilers
Marathons are great
A Queen’s Blade a day keeps the
moé shows away
I’ll watch anything
Long as it’s entertaining,
This one’s more than most…
Except for season
two episode seven, I
want my ninja back.
Seriously though,
It pitched the Riker and went
Full Billy Gibbons.
... okay, the other
Stuff I watch is because I’m
a masochist. /Bund
Safe word or gesture
Should have been agreed upon
Before rough foreplay.
Money is often
symbolic of greed, but here
friendship, or yuri
Yuri, like the coin,
A rigged game: no matter who
lands on top, it’s win.
Her glowing feelings
Surmounting all obstacles:
Precious staff rescue.
...
Don’t know why there’s a
question of “his” true gender:
No secret cleaver.
...
If she could get them
To vibrate in unison
That would be something.
...
Eye rolling ending
Shaved a bit of the beard-age;
Still on to-buy list.
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Thanks to the ‘Raptor,
For highlighting watching lack
And badass comments.
Followed my advice
She got to a nunnery
Cleavers not allowed
Nyx learned to stand tall
Then fell to Stockholm Syndrome
Touching regression
Nanael’s endless
supply of holy milk must
come from holy cows
A cheesy ending
would have been better if it
did not end at all
Good thing that the same
Does not apply to cleavage,
They’d both be homeless.
Her waitress wages
Wouldn’t cover damages:
Needs walking support.
Would have made a crack
About heavenly goat milk,
But I shouldn’t kid.
Unresolved plot lines
There are more than a handful:
Hope for season three?
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Reina learns from this
By the start of season two
She is housebroken