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Small idols evil,
Touya needs a new alarm,
Harem a’brewing.
Another’s cheesecake,
Caressing him through the phone,
Her dangerous smile.
Stolen bit of time,
Web of half-innocent lies,
Gigolo tutor?
Meeting gone awry,
Missing all the connections,
Wanting something true.
Drama and ashtrays,
Real man would have showered with,
Should mánage that bra.
She who never sleeps,
Growing circle of deceit,
The stalker loli.
Irking the old man,
Cheesecake’s not on the menu,
Drama at the door.
Motives more unclear,
No longer unwilling lips,
They are all mad here.
Last minute changes,
Confessions in the crawlspace,
Another door closed.
A decision made,
Pressure, conscience, revealing
The cracking facades.
Licking resistance;
The Queen discovers that a
March has been stolen.
Torpid lust betrays
Her mistaken intentions;
Walking toward doom.
Loli popsicle,
Rina owns Sakura-dan:
Six month hiatus.
Wanting, not wanting,
To learn the truth she goes home:
Substitute lover.
His lips on hers yet
His eyes on another’s face:
Never read Aesop.
Were he my tutor,
My tears would be falling too;
Buck up, Mana-chan.
Yayoi version:
Excuses removed,
Yet she returns to his haunts:
A sham is fine, too.
Their bonds like dishes
Dropped on the echoing floor:
Double betrayal.
Alternate (spoilerish) version with limerick seasoning:
Yuki version:
The trap closed way back,
Too late to gnaw it off now:
No exit, Yuki.
Touya version:
How did he become
Such a pimp in just two shows?
It sure ain’t that suit.
Menou version:
Her standards are low,
But his place beats the closet…
In terms of windows.
Rina version:
No wonder they were
So damn tough: Sakura-dan
Scouted from juvee.
Yamamoto version:
Left her with the bill,
And the lingering question:
Why’d he take his coat?
Misaki version:
The real reason that
Akira will never score:
Can’t cough up her fee.
Eiji version:
If only he’d known,
‘bout prosopagnosia,
Wouldn’t be so broke.
Suddenly, it all
Makes sense: Dear Shinozuka
Is a masochist.
Meta note:
I have no idea why the previous incarnation of this entry stayed on the top of ‘nano all day, but something is obviously glitching. The entry was edited a total of three times: once to fix the tags five minutes after it was published; the second time to see if I could get it to fall off the top of animenano; and the third time to close the entry. So if you’re looking for haxxor tips, you’ll have to look elsewhere. Hopefully this does the trick….
Oh, Tamaru-kun,
When will you learn? Real gangsters
Carry handkerchiefs.
Spoilers below:
Haruka version:
Apparently they
Used lead-based tennis ball dye
In the Seventies.
Menou version:
Don’t think Kanzaki
Had that in mind when she said:
“More like Exposé.”
Couldn’t keep up with Rina version:
The notion that he
Rode that bike back into town
Is the most far-fetched.
Mana, that’s way too bulky version:
Nuts and/or trail mix
Would probably be better
Stalker provisions.
Haruka version:
Passing Touya on
Like a pre-owned bicycle:
One ride was enough.
Akira version:
I didn’t like you
Until you punched him, too bad you
Can’t ride after all.
Mr. Fujii version:
Starting to look like
Old Mr. Fujii starred in
Prequel harem show.
**SPOILERS - SPOILERS - SPOILERS**
**SPOILERS - SPOILERS - SPOILERS**
Oh no you didn’t….
KyoAni just got served:
Eight episodes? Ha!
